Incoherence

Incoherence is only allowed after 5pm on weekdays, and 8pm on Saturday night. Sunday it's time to get ready for the week by re-focusing on the possibility of linear thinking.

So today I took an online CPR course from the American Heart Association. The writing was perfect: clear, organized, meticulous. It was a joy.

Then I go back to the memo from the company administrator with instructions on how to sign up for the certification field test. Oops. Back to corporate reality. This was part of the memo:

"You may complete this process you're your department based CPR Instructor (if you have one) or you may log into E-Learning and enroll in a testing session... Please note as this program there is no class time that you must come prepared to demonstrate your skills competently."

There's no reason to publicly expose the mélange inside our heads. 

(c) 2016 Suzann Kale