-"This signals the demise of western civilization."

-"Look, it was just one misplaced apostrophe."

-"My point exactly."

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Memo


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For Immediate Release:

The phrase "Have a nice day" has been banned from use anywhere in the galaxy. 

Backsliders have tried to sneak in alternatives like "Be safe", "Enjoy", and "Have a great day", but as fast as they can think them up, they are being banned. You might stay away from derivative commands like "Enjoy your day" and qualifiers like "Enjoy the rest of your day" because they put bad energy into the cosmos. 

If in doubt, best to just let people do what they want with their day, and stay out of it. In an emergency you can say "See you later" perhaps, or "Great to see you" because these are phrases describing your own intentions or feelings rather than dictating how someone else's experience must be.

(c) 2015 Suzann Kale

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